You Can't Blame Someone For Not Knowing

Yes, I Play Dress Up. I Do It For A Living, Like A Retard.

I Wasn't A Good Waitress, But I Was Told That I Was Very Nice And Charming, So People Liked Me Anyway.

If Somebody Ever Wished To Be Me For A Day, They'd Be The Most Pissed-off Person Once They Got Here. They Would Be, Like, In Hell.

I Went To The Rudolf Steiner School In New York, And You're Not Allowed To Watch Tv.

That's Been My Forever Love Affair - Mexican Food. But Yeah It Has To Be Something Savory Or Cheesy. I'm Not Tempted By Sweets.