You Can't Be Truly Rude Until You

You Sell A Screenplay Like You Sell A Car. If Someone Drives It Off A Cliff, That's It.

I'm Beginning To Feel That The Real Endangered Species On Planet Earth Are Not The Whales And The Elephants But Those Of Us Who Can Laugh At The World And Ourselves. ... I Fear The Dry Turn Of The American Mind, This Focus On The Literal, As Much As I Fear Our Capacity For Self-destruction. We've Become Hagridden By Facts, Obsessed With Product Instead Of Process. Where's The Energetic Wit, The Looney Outlook, The Frivolity, The Lightness Of Comforting Laughter? It Has Become Fashionable To Know And Unfashionable To Feel, And You Can't Really Laugh If You Can't Feel.

Political Elections Are Not Life And Death.

Never Hope For It More Than You Work For It.

I Believe Our Concept Of Romantic Love Is Irrational, Impossible To Fulfill And The Cause Of Many Broken Homes. No Human Being Can Maintain That Rarefied Atmosphere Of 'true Love'.