You Cant Be Satirical And Not Be

If, After Hearing My Songs, Just One Human Being Is Inspired To Say Something Nasty To A Friend, Or Perhaps To Strike A Loved One, It Will All Have Been Worth The While.

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

I Ache For The Touch Of Your Lips Dear, But Much More For The Touch Of Your Whips Dear.

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.

Bad Weather Always Looks Worse Through A Window.