You Can't Be Everything To Everyone

I Don't Wear No Condom And I Don't Plan For No Kids.

You Also Notice That The Right Side Of Your Face Feels Like It's Sliding Off Of Your Skull. And Your Bottom Lip Is In Your Lap!

It Is A Warning, Godspeed. It Means You Are No Longer Welcome Here At These Prices.

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.