You Can't Ask The Women To Do

I Don't Have Much Of An Attention Span For Tv - I Nod Off During The Basketball Playoffs - But When I Watch 'game Of Thrones' On On Demand, I'm Glued To The Set. It's Mystical And Addictive. Tyrion Lannister, That's My Man.

To Us, Your Power Comes From One Simple Thing: You’re A Woman, And We Men Will Do Anything Humanly Possible To Impress You So That, Ultimately, We Can Be With You. You’re The Driving Force Behind Why We Wake Up Every Day. Men Go Out And Get Jobs And Hustle To Make Money Because Of Women. We Drive Fancy Cars Because Of Women. We Dress Nice, Put On Cologne, Get Haircuts And Try To Look All Shiny And New For You. We Do All Of This Because The More Our Game Is Stepped Up, The More Of You We Get. You’re The Ultimate Prize To Us.

I Have Seen Some Crazy People Do Some Crazy Things On My Variety Show. I Have To Stop And Ask Them A Lot Of The Time, Just How They Figured Out That They Could Do The Things That They Do, Some Of It Is Just Plain Freaky.

You Have Nothing If You're Texting A Guy In A Relationship. We Can Text Six Women A Minute. We Can Text It And Push 'reply All.' I Mean, Since We're Lying, We Might As Well Lie To Everybody.

Anyone Can Sleep With A Guy In 24-48 Hours, But You're Sending The Wrong Signal To The Guy If You Do That.