... You Cannot Make A Man Clean

If I Thought I Could Win One More Soul To The Lord By Walking On My Head And Playing The Tambourine With My Toes, I'd Learn How!

Good Cookery Is Not An Extravagance But An Economy, And Many A Tasty Dish Is Made By Our Continental Friends Out Of Materials Which Would Be Discarded Indignantly By The Poorest Tramp In Whitechapel.

The Profession Of A Prostitute Is The Only Career In Which The Maximum Income Is Paid To The Newest Apprentice.

Your Days At The Most Cannot Be Very Long, So Use Them To The Best Of Your Ability For The Glory Of God And The Benefit Of Your Generation.

It Is Impossible To Comfort Men's Hearts With The Love Of God When Their Feet Are Perishing With Cold.