You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

[y]ou [man] Are Fool Enough, It Seems, To Dare To War With [woman=] Me, When For Your Faithful Ally You Might Win Me Easily.

Full Of Wiles, Full Of Guile, At All Times, In All Ways, Are The Children Of Men.

Let Each Man Exercise The Art He Knows.

I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable Soup On Horseback. He Carried The Whole Mess Home In His Helmet.

These Impossible Women! How They Do Get Around Us! The Poet Was Right: Can't Live With Them, Or Without Them!