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Marriage Is A Sort Of Poetical See-saw.

When You With Velvets Mantled O'er, Defy December's Tempests Frore, Oh! Spare One Garment From Your Store, To Clothe The Poor At Christmas.

I've Been To Every Park In Every City And Not Seen A Statue To A Committee.

Every Time A Man Knocks On A Brothel Door, He Is Really Knocking For God

The Doctrine Of Human Equality Reposes On This: That There Is No Man Really Clever Who Has Not Found That He Is Stupid.