You Cannot Depict Love Inside A Frame

The Parent Who Could See His Boy As He Really Is, Would Shake His Head And Say: 'willie Is No Good; I'll Sell Him.

Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And Negative. The Difference Is, I Presume, That One Comes A Little More Expensive, But Is More Durable; The Other Is A Cheaper Thing, But The Moths Get Into It.

Humour Is Essentially A Comforter, Reconciling Us To Things As They Are In Contrast To Things As They Might Be.

On The Same Bill And On The Same Side Of It There Should Not Be Two Charges For The Same Thing

Most People Can Tire Of A Lecture In Fifteen Minutes, Clever People Can Do It In Five, And Sensible People Don't Go To Lectures At All.