You Cannot Bore People Into Buying Your

It Is Important To Admit Your Mistakes, And To Do So Before You Are Charged With Them. Many Clients Are Surrounded By Buckpassers Who Make A Fine Art Of Blaming The Agency For Their Own Failures. I Seize The Earliest Opportunity To Assume The Blame.

We Exist To Build The Business Of Our Clients. The Recommendations We Make To Them Should Be The Recommendations We Would Make If We Owned Their Companies, Without Regard To Our Own Short-term Interest. This Earns Their Respect, Which Is The Greatest Asset We Can Have.

Advertising Is A Business Of Words, But Advertising Agencies Are Infested With Men And Women Who Cannot Write. They Cannot Write Advertisements, And They Cannot Write Plans. They Are Helpless As Deaf Mutes On The Stage Of The Metropolitan Opera.

I Once Used The Word Obsolete In A Headline, Only To Discover That 43 Per Cent Of Housewives Had No Idea What It Meant. In Another Headline, I Used The Word Ineffable, Only To Discover That I Didn't Know What It Meant Myself.

Viewers Have A Way Of Remembering The Celebrity While Forgetting The Product. I Did Not Know This When I Paid Eleanor Roosevelt $35,000 To Make A Commercial For Margarine. She Reported That Her Mail Was Equally Divided. "one Half Was Sad Because I Had Damaged My Reputation. The Other Half Was Happy Because I Had Damaged My Reputation." Not One Of My Proudest Memories.