You Cannot Analyze A Kiss Any More

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

There Are Very Few Good Judges Of Humor, And They Don't Agree.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Pride Seems Tew Be Quite Equally Distributed; The Man Who Owns The Carriage And The Man Who Drives It Seem Tew Have It Just Alike.

You Should Always Live Within Your Income, Even If You Have To Borrow To Do So.