You Can Ruin Your Life Wanting To

I Love Playing Half Squid/half Crab Guy Because You Can Get Away With A Level Of Acting That If You Tried It Anywhere Else They'd Arrest You For Crimes Against Acting.

With Stage, You Feel Completely Like You're Just In A Bubble. I Love Not Being Able To See Anything. I Love Coming Out And I Can't See Anything Because The Lights Are So Bright And It's Pitch Black. That's Ideal For Me, That's When I Have The Best Time.

I Like Being In Kids' Movies, And I Like Being In Family Movies.

I Really Have No Interest In Delivering The Iambic Pentameter, I Just Want To Kill Myself. I Don't Mind Other People Doing It. I Say That, But Really I Don't Want To Watch Other People Doing It. I Get Embarrassed.

I Used To Joke That One Of The Reasons There Was A Lack Of Classical Work On My Cv Was Because I Couldn't Operate In Those Kinds Of Trousers. Which Is A Joke, But It's Actually Also True - If I Want To Appear In Public I Want To Look My Best. If I'm Onstage I Like To Do Contemporary Work, Largely Because Of The Trousers, Because Of The Clothes. I Like A Decent, What We Used To Call A Lounge Suit. Then I Can Start To Motor.