You Can Put Wings On A Pig,

The New Rage Is To Say That The Government Is The Cause Of All Our Problems, And If Only We Had No Government, We'd Have No Problems. I Can Tell You, That Contradicts Evidence, History, And Common Sense.

For 60 Years, Social Security Has Meant More Than An Id Number On A Tax Form; More Than A Monthly Check In The Mail. It Reflects Our Deepest Values - Our Respect For Our Parents And Our Belief That All Americans Deserve To Retire With Dignity.

I Have Never Seen . . . So Slippery, So Disgusting A Candidate.

You Know, I've Always Been Really Interested In This Stuff, And I'm Going To Read This.

Sometimes I Feel Like The Fire Hydrant Looking At A Pack Of Dogs.