You Can Only Be Young Once. But

Spiders So Large They Appear To Be Wearing The Pelts Of Small Mammals.

The Leading Cause Of Death Among Fashion Models Is Falling Through Street Grates.

I Have Been A Gigantic Rolling Stones Fan Since Approximately The Spanish-american War.

We Don't Shoot Somebody Soon, I'm Gonna Forget How

We Idolized The Beatles, Except For Those Of Us Who Idolized The Rolling Stones, Who In Those Days Still Had Many Of Their Original Teeth.