You Can Not Make Everybody Happy.

My Children Love My Mother, And I Tell My Children, That Is Not The Same Woman I Grew Up With...that Is An Old Woman Trying To Get Into Heaven Now.

In Your 50s, Time Becomes Precious And Must Not Be Wasted. Every Minute Is An Excellent Opportunity For A Good Nap. Happy 50th Birthday!

People Will Frighten You About A Graduation....they Use Words You Don't Hear Often.

Children Today Know More About Sex Than I Or My Father Did.

There Is No Labor A Person Does That Is Undignified; If They Do It Right.