You Can Not Make Everybody Happy.

Nobody Ever Says, "can I Have Your Beets?

With My Wife Camille's Help, I Took To Social Networking. I'm Working With The Computers.

When You're A Father You Censor Yourself. You Get Just As Angry With A Child But You Don't Want To Say, "what The Filth And Foul And I'll Filth And Foul, Filth And Foul And, Yeah, Ya Filth And Foul Face, And I'll Filth And Foul, Foul, Filth!" You Don't Want To Say That To A Child So You Censor Yourself And You Sound Like An Idiot: "what The... Get Your... I'll Put A... Get Out Of My Face!"

The Dentist Drills Some More And You Hear Him Make A Mistake. And To Cover It Up, They All Say The Same Thing: "okay, Rinse."

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.