You Can Never Give Complete Authority And

Nobody Ever Says, "can I Have Your Beets?

Men And Women Belong To Different Species And Communications Between Them Is Still In Its Infancy.

A New Father Quickly Learns That His Child Invariably Comes To The Bathroom At Precisely The Times When He's In There, As If He Needed Company. The Only Way For This Father To Be Certain Of Bathroom Privacy Is To Shave At The Gas Station.

There Are No Absolutes In Raising Children. In Any Stressful Situation, Fathering Is Always A Roll Of The Dice. The Game May Be Messy, But I Have Never Found One With More Joys And Rewards.

When I Say, 'i Don't Care What White People Think,' I Mean That.