You Can Lose Everything But You Can't

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

One Can Be Respected With The Truth In Hollywood Just As Much As Anywhere Else You Know Or Else I Wouldn't Have Had A Career.

I Would Take A Bad Script And A Good Director Any Day Against A Good Script And A Bad Director.

May Each Of My Grandsons Know, At An Early Age, What His Life's Ambition Is -- And May He Be Successful In His Pursuit Of That Goal.