You Can Have It All But How

Even In The Nineties, When It Was Mad And There Were Photographers All Around The House, It Never Occurred To Me To Send Someone Else Out To Get Cigarettes. It Took Me Five Minutes - Went For A Walk, Gave A Wave, Went Back Inside.

Gone Are The Days When Virgin Records Was Owned By Richard Branson, A Fan Of Music. Now They're All Owned By Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Wants A Return On His Investment.

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.

The Thing About Manchester Is...it All Comes From Here

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.