You Can Describe My Round As Having

The Only Really Unplayable Lie I Can Think Of Is When You're Supposed To Be Playing Golf And Come Home With Lipstick On Your Collar.

In My Early Days Of Flying, If You Flew On Instruments, You Were Inevitably Going To Fly In Thunderstorms. That Was Just A Part Of The Business Of Flying.

Sam Snead Will Fly Anywhere In My Plane With Me. Sam's Not As Worried About The Danger As He Is About Saving Money.

When I Was Playing In A Junior Tournament One Time, I Missed A Short Putt And Threw My Putter Into The Trees. I Went On To Win The Tournament And Later, Instead Of My Dad Congratulating Me, He Told Me That If I Ever Threw A Club Again, I'd Never Play In Another Golf Tournament. I Haven't Thrown A Club Since.

I Played High School Golf, I Played Amateur Golf And I Started Getting Officers. I Was Playing Pretty Good, Won Amateur Tournaments As A Junior, And The Whole Thing.