You Can Be Young And Still Have

I Look Up To People Who Succeed In Accomplishing Their Dreams.

I Was Looking Through A Newspaper And It Was An Audition For 'kids Say The Darndest Things,' So I Tried Out. One Thing Led To Another And I Appeared On 'the Rosie O'donnell Show' And 'oprah.

Oh, Lighten Up, Clark. I'm The One Having Scalding Hot Air Directed At My Genitals.

I Don't Attend An Actual School But I'm Still Following Through With High School. I Do Work With A Tutor For About Six Hours A Day. It's Hard Core But Definitely Worth It, And It's My Main Focus Now - Finishing Up High School Before I Release My New Album And Apply To College.

What If The Genetically Superior Male Is Actually A Bit Of A Dickhead?