You Can Always Spot A Fool, For

If You Spend Too Long Trying To Avoid Death, You Will Be Dead In At Least One Way.

A Police State Is A Country Run By Criminals

First Comes An Idea. Then, Characters Begin To Evolve Out Of The Landscape Of That Idea. And Then, Finally, Characters Dominate: Plot Is Simply A Function Of What These People Might Do Or Be. Everything Has To Flow From Their Personalities; Otherwise It Will Not Be Emotionally Engaging, Or Plausible.

You Can Always Spot A Fool, For He Is A Man Who Will Tell You He Knows Who Is Going To Win An Election.

My Greatest Regret As A Writer Is That I've Never Been Able To Include As Many Jokes As I'd Like.