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I Devoured Gibbon. I Rode Triumphantly Through It From End To End And Enjoyed It All.

When Someone Says To Me, Ugh, You Smoke. I Reply, Ugh, You're Ugly. I Can Quit Smoking.

Headmasters Have Powers At Their Disposal With Which Prime Ministers Have Never Yet Been Invested.

It Is A Curious Fact About British Islanders, Who Hate Drill And Have Not Been Invaded For Nearly A Thousand Years, That As Danger Comes Nearer And Grows They Become Progressively Less Nervous; When It Is Imminent The Are Fierce, When It Is Mortal They Are Fearless.

I'm Bored With It All. Before Slipping Into A Coma. He Died 9 Days Later.