You Are Incredibly Fortunate Whatever Success Falls

I'm Pretty Much Your Average, Energy-saving-light-bulbs-recycling Citizen.

You Are Incredibly Fortunate Whatever Success Falls On You, Which Is What Happened With Me.

The Less Seriously You Take Yourself, The Better Work You're Going To Do.

Had My First Son This Morning... Well, Actually, My Wife Had Him. I Just Caught Him. Wo. Heart Expanding Way Faster Than My Brain...

If A Rumor Comes Out That I'm Gay, I Could Care Less. There Are So Many Worse Things That They Could Be Saying.