You Are A Genius!... And I Am

Fathers Are The Geniuses Of The House Because Only A Person As Intelligent As We Could Fake Such Stupidity.

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.

We Spoke To God About The Children, And We Were Afraid To Ask God For Specific Things. We Thought That It Might Be Too Much. So We Said To God 'please Give Us A Healthy Child' And Left It At That, Not Knowing That God Is A Generous God, But Also Has A Sense Of Humor. And If You Leave That Much Open For God, Some Wonderful Jokes Are Going To Come About.

Having A Child Is Surely The Most Beautifully Irrational Act That Two People In Love Can Commit.