You Always Think Another Time Would Have

Humorists Always Sit At The Children's Table.

They Were Doing The Dying Swan At The Ballet. And There Was A Rumor That Some Bookmarkers Had Drifted Into Town From Upstate New York And That They Had Fixed The Bullet. There Was A Lot Of Money Bet On The Swan To Live.

Existence For Eternity Could Get A Little Boring... Especially Towards The End.

Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.