You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.