You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

I Don't Understand These New Coaches Who Don't Drink. What Do They Do When They Get Beat?