You Always Catch The Wrong Players.

Doctors Bury Their Mistakes, But Mine Are Still On Scholarship.

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

I Don't Have Any Tricky Plays. I'd Rather Have Tricky Players.

I'd Rather Be A Football Coach. That Way You Only Lose Eleven Games A Year.

Damn Referees, I'll Miss Them Less Than Anybody.