Yes, I Think I Am A Genius,

I Don't Like Golf. It's Not For Me, It's Too Quiet.

America Is A Great Country. I've Been In The South, In The Center And In The North. I Like It. Americans Are Very Good People. There's Just Too Much Air-conditioning.

When I Decide To Score, I Score. I Know I Am Strong, But I Believe It Is Not Enough Yet. I Can Kick Fine, Dribble Very Well, But I Still Have To Improve.

I Would Be Ready To Become A Dad If I Was With The Right Person. I'd Like A Boy, Though. Because They're In Charge.

When I Score I Don't Celebrate, Its My Job, Does A Postman Celebrate When He Delivers Post?