Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks

I Wouldn't Exactly Call It 'intelligent', But Somebody Has To Be Behind Designing The Human Form Other Than Just Biological Necessity. Why Else Would Women Have Arms? Or Feet? Or Mouths?

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.

I Can't Say I Agree With Something That Takes The Focus Away From Me.

Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet Seats.

You Know, I Think There Should Be A Zach Braff Day. We Could Have It On December 25th And Then People Can Decide Whether They Want To Celebrate Me Or Jesus. If You Ask Me, The Choice Is Pretty Obvious.