Writing Is Turning One's Worst Moments Into

Electronic Books Are A Bad Thing Because They Cannot Be Accumulated On Shelves To Remind You Of Your Past, To Impress Your Neighbors And Colleagues, And To Help Prevent Divorces Thanks To The Sheer Bother Of Arguing Over Who Owns What.

Blessed Are They Who In This Sea Of Frailty, Climb Aboard A Piece Of Ass As It Floats By.

See All The Women Seated, Youth In Their Face Lifts, Old Age In Their Hands.

Food Throwers: Begun Usually By Estranged Couples, Once This Victual Flinging Starts, Everyone Will Do It...should Your Dinner Party Have Become An Out Of Control Concussion Match With Opponents Catapulting Croutons And Petits Pois Across The Mahogany, Don't Fight It, Go With It. And When You Have The Desire To Quell The Uprising Approach The Original Perpetrator From Behind. There, Slowly Crown Her With The Contents Of The Fresh Fruit Salad Bowl. But Be Warned. Although This Immobilizes And Rivits Everyone's Attention It Also Gives Them New Ideas.

The Best Book Of The Year, Grobel's Writing Is Quite Marvelous. The Hustons Reads Vividly, Just Like One Of John Huston's Great Films.