Writing Is The Most Fun You Can

I Wouldn't Trust You With A Bucket Of Water If My Knickers Were On Fire!

See A Pin And Pick It Up, And, All Day Long, You'll Have A Pin.

The Thing About Secrets Is That They Are Usually Best Kept By Just One Person. That Was The Special Thing About Secrets. Some People Seemed To Think That The Best Way To Keep A Secret Was To Tell As Many People As Possible; What Could Possibly Go Wrong For A Secret When There Were So Many People Defending It?

Mr Lipwig, There's A Lady In The Hall To See You And We've Thanked Her For Not Smoking Three Times And She's Still Doing It!

Gods Don't Like People Not Doing Much Work. People Who Aren't Busy All The Time Might Start To Think.