Writing Is Basically A Job For People

That Means That The Universe Is Two-dimensional. Matter, Energy, Time, You, Me And The Floor Are Holograms.

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Drinking Is Fun! It Makes Me Feel Horrible And Sexy!

Stephen King Says That If You Forget An Idea, Then It Can't Have Been Any Good. He Means He, Not You. You Are Not Stephen King. Do Not Attempt To Emulate Stephen King At Home.