Writing For Children Is Murder. A Chapter

We've Taught You That The Earth Is Round, That Red And White Make Pink, And Something Else That Matters More - We've Taught You How To Think.

You'll Be On Your Way Up! You'll Be Seeing Great Sights! You'll Join The High Fliers Who Soar To High Heights.

So The Writer Who Breeds More Words Than He Needs, Is Making A Chore For The Reader Who Reads.

This Is Not Good. This Is Not Right. My Feet Stick Out Of Bed All Night. And When I Pull Them In, Oh Dear! My Head Sticks Out Of Bed Out Here!

You Have To Be A Speedy Reader 'cause There's So, So Much To Read!