[writing A Joke] There Is No Team

In A Speech In South Carolina, Donald Trump Responded To Criticisms From Senator Lindsey Graham By Giving Out Graham's Personal Cellphone Number. Graham Knew Something Was Up When He Saw He Had More Than One Missed Call.

In New York, There Are So Many Potholes, They're Like Craters On The Moon. That's Another Traffic Thing.

I Like Living With Myself. I Mean Obviously, Because Here I Am Interviewing Myself.

During A Recent Press Conference, Former President Jimmy Carter Said He Could Never Run For President Today Because He Doesn't Have A Lot Of Money. Well, That And The Fact That He's The Famously Bad President Jimmy Carter.

You Gotta Risk It To Get The Biscuit.