Writers Seldom Write The Things They Think.

Genius May Have Its Limitations, But Stupidity Is Not Thus Handicapped.

In These Days, A Man Who Says A Thing Cannot Be Done Is Quite Apt To Be Interrupted By Some Idiot Doing It.

One Can Endure Sorrow Alone, But It Takes Two To Be Glad.

Wealth: A Cunning Device Of Fate Whereby Men Are Made Captive, And Burdened With Responsibilites From Which Only Death Can File Their Fetters.

Academic Education Is The Act Of Memorizing Things Read In Books, And Things Told By College Professors Who Got Their Education Mostly By Memorizing Things Read In Books.