Would People Applaud Me If I Was

It Really Don't Matter What You're Thinking About, As Long As You're Thinking About Something.

I Put On An Act Sometimes, And People Think I’m Insensitive. Really, It’s Like A Kind Of Armor Because I’m Too Sensitive. If There Are Two Hundred People In A Room And One Of Them Doesn’t Like Me, I’ve Got To Get Out.

Regret Is Useless In Life. It's In The Past. All We Have Is Now.

When I Lie On The Beach There Naked, Which I Do Sometimes, And I Feel The Wind Coming Over Me And I See The Stars Up Above And I Am Looking Into This Very Deep, Indescribable Night, It Is Something That Escapes My Vocabulary To Describe. Then I Think: 'god, I Have No Importance. Whatever I Do Or Don't Do, Or What Anybody Does, Is Not More Important Than The Grains Of Sand That I Am Lying On, Or The Coconut That I Am Using For My Pillow.' So I Really Don't Think In The Long Sense.

The Four Pillars Of Wisdom That Support Journalistic Endeavors Are: Lies, Stupidity, Money-grubbing, And Ethical Irresponsibility.