Working With Any Actor Is Like Working

If You're Successful, Acting Is About As Soft A Job As Anybody Could Ever Wish For. But If You're Unsuccessful It's Worse Than Having A Skin Disease.

With Women, I've Got A Long Bamboo Pole With A Leather Loop On The End. I Slip The Loop Around Their Necks So They Can't Get Away Or Come Too Close. Like Catching Snakes.

Working With Any Actor Is Like Working With A Monkey.

I Have Eyes Like Those Of A Dead Pig.

Food Has Always Been My Friend. When I Wanted To Feel Better Or Had A Crisis In My Life, I Opened The Icebox.