Won't You Ride My White Horse?

I Couldn't Be A Royal. It's Like Living In A Supersonic Goldfish Bowl.

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.

I'm Hoping To Do A Broadway Musical On The Life Of Rasputin. He's Someone I Can Definitely Identify With.

I Keep Hearing This [expletive] Thing That Guns Don't Kill People, But People Kill People. If That's The Case, Why Do We Give People Guns When They Go To War? Why Not Just Send The People?

I Can't Do Anything In Moderation.