Won't You Ride My White Horse?

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.

If You Can Laugh At Your Mistakes, It's A Good Thing.

I Don't Know If I'm A Medium For Some Outside Source. Whatever It Is, Frankly, I Hope It's Not What I Think … Satan.

Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Dove. Yes, I Did Bite The Head Off Of A Bat. It's A Stupid Thing To Do, But I Did It.

I'll Only Retire In The Day I Should Be Dead And They Have Me Buried, And Some Idiot Spell Over My Casket Some Stupid Gospel Stuff.