Won't You Ride My White Horse?

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.

International Rock Star - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire.

I Live In A 9 Million Dollar Turd.

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

When I Heard The Beatles, I Thought Thats It. That's What I Want To Be. I Want To Be A Beatle.