Women Have No Sense Of The Abstract-a

To Win A Woman In The First Place You Must Please Her, Then Undress Her, And Then Somehow Get Her Clothes Back On Her, Finally, So That She Will Let You Leave Her, You've Got To Antagonise Her.

Education Makes Us More Stupid Than The Brutes. A Thousand Voices Call To Us On Every Hand, But Our Ears Are Stopped With Wisdom.

Sadness Flies On The Wings Of The Morning, And Out Of The Heart Of Darkness Comes The Light.

There Is No Better Way Of Exercising The Imagination Than The Study Of Law. No Poet Ever Interpreted Nature As Freely As A Lawyer Interprets The Truth.

A Man Has Only One Way Of Being Immortal On Earth: He Has To Forget He Is A Mortal.