Stop Telling The Truth About My Record!

Something Is Wrong With America. I Wonder Sometimes What People Are Thinking About Or If They're Thinking At All.

One Of My Most Often Repeated Quips Was The One I Made When Former Presidents Carter, Ford And Nixon Stood By Each Other At A White House Event. 'there They Are,' I Said. 'see No Evil, Hear No Evil, And . . . Evil.'

I Had A Dream That I Would Be Here This Week, Receiving Something From The President, But I Thought It Would Be The Front Door Key.

I Used To Think That Seniority Was A Terrible Thing When I Didn't Have Any.

The Brooklyn Dodgers Had A No Hitter Last Night.