Women Give Us Solace, But If It

This Is The Greatest Paradox: The Emotions Cannot Be Trusted; Yet It Is The Emotions That Tell Us The Greatest Truths.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

Poverty Must Have Many Satisfactions, Else There Would Not Be So Many Poor People.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.