Women Always Have Some Mental Reservation.

Only A Complete Alcoholic Can Think Life Is Funny ... Any Life!.

Life Must Go On, Even If It's No Joke...just Pretend To Believe In The Future.

The Novel Can't Compete With Cars, The Movies, Television, And Liquor. A Guy Who's Had A Good Feed And Tanked Up On Good Wine Gives His Old Lady A Kiss After Supper And His Day Is Over. Finished.

Love Is The Infinite Placed Within The Reach Of Poodles. I Have My Dignity!

This Instinctive Repulsion Which Tradespeople Inspire In Men Of Sensitive Feeling Is One Of The Very Rare Consolations For Being So Impoverished Which Are Given To Those Of Us Who Don’t Sell Anything To Anybody.