Witty And Mean Is Easy - But

Well, The World Is Vastly Counted In Favour Of Men At Every Level - Except If You Live In A Civilised Country And You’re Sort Of Educated And Middle-class, Because Then You’re Almost Certainly Junior In Your Relationship And In A State Of Permanent, Crippled Apology. Your Preferences Are Routinely Mocked. There’s A Huge, Unfortunate Lack Of Respect For Anything Male.

An Awful Lot Of Storytelling Isn't Really About Making People Understand - It's About Making People Care.

Sarah Jane Smith Was Everybody's Hero When I Was Younger, And As Brave And Funny And Brilliant As People Only Ever Are In Stories. But Many Years Later, When I Met The Real Sarah Jane - Lis Sladen Herself - She Was Exactly As Any Child Ever Have Wanted Her To Be. Kind And Gentle And Clever; And A Ferociously Talented Actress, Of Course, But In That Perfectly English Unassuming Way.

I Always Rip Out The Last Page Of A Book. Then It Doesn't Have To End. I Hate Endings!

You Can Be As Beautiful And Charming As You'd Like, But If You're Not Terrific At Acting, It Will Mean Nothing On The Screen.