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Next Time Someone Tells Me They Believe In God, I'll Say 'oh Which One? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If They Say 'just God. I Only Believe In The One God,' I'll Point Out That They Are Nearly As Atheistic As Me. I Don't Believe In 2,870 Gods, And They Don't Believe In 2,869.

Whatever Else Is Happening, Things Are Better In The Sun.

Telling Someone With Depression To Pull Themselves Together Is About As Useful As Telling Someone With Cancer To Just Stop Having Cancer

Wearing Cosmetics That Were Tested On Animals Makes You Ugly On The Inside

People Confuse The Subject Of The Joke With The Target Of The Joke, And They're Very Rarely The Same.