With The First Kiss His Mouth Will

Why Bother? I Was Right All Along: The Second You Make Yourself Vulnerable To Someone, They Start Drawing Blood.

In The Netherlands I Read The First Chapter Of Exquisite Corpse To An Audience That Laughed In All The Places I Thought Were Funny - An Experience I've Never Had In America!

My Childhood May Have Been More Demented Than Most, Because I Learned To Read Very Early And Was Allowed To Read Whatever I Wanted.

There Are People Who Must Spend Huge Amounts Of Time Composing These Online Diatribes Against Me, All About How Disgusting And Terrible I Am And How No One Should Ever Read My Books, And It's Not Enough For Them To Hate Me, They Can't Stand The Fact That Anyone Likes Me!

Sometimes We Gotta Be Brave Even When We're Scared. We Gotta Not Let Being Scared Keep Us From Thinkin' Straight. That's All Brave Is, Boy, When You Come Right Down To It, Not Lettin' The Fear Get You So Turned Around You Start Doin' Stupid Things, Instead Of What You Know You Ought To Do.