With Stand-up, You Can Be As Freeform

I Thought I'd Be Living A Much More Bohemian Life And Be Very Poor. I Never Thought I'd Do Comedy Or Be Married Living In The Suburbs. Every Time I Try To Plan My Life Out It Just Doesn't Come To Pass, And I Think That's A Great Experience.

I Never Really Understood What Was Expected Of Me As A Man, Or How I Was Supposed To Interact With Women, But Worse, With Other Guys. I Did Not Relate To Them.

As A Game-show Host, What I'm Thinking And What I'm Experiencing Doesn't Matter. My Opinion Doesn't Matter. So There's A Flattened Reality To It. It's Fun To Do. But It's Certainly Not Myself In Totality - Or Even Maybe A Little Bit.

Hosting A Game Show Is So Bizarre And Uniquely Its Own Thing. Anytime I'm Hosting Something, I Try To Bring As Much Of Myself To It As I Can, But It's Always Going To Be Incomplete.

Shuffling Really Isn't Something You Should Be Doing On Your Deathbed.