With My Feelings, I Hold A Lot

I Finish So Many Books It's Amazing. I'm Also Doing Rosetta Stone, Learning Some French.

The Coolest Part About Seeing A Girl Wear Something Comfortable Is The Smile That You Can Just Feel Coming Through From Inside Her.

I Lived In A Tiny Midwest Town, So I Was Always Looking For Adventure.

Honestly, I’d Prefer To Live With Gay Guys. They’re The Cleanest, And They Just Take Care Of Stuff. Because I’m Always Away, Coming Home To A Clean House Means A Lot To Me. Trust Me, I’ve Lived With A Lot Of Roommates, And Straight Guys Are Just Kids Who Don’t Pick Up After Themselves.

I Want To Rob A Bank So Much - And I'm From The Midwest, So We Have Like One Bank, No Security Cameras, And So I Designed This Thing.