With Comedy, You Have No Place To

I Had Loved Magic Tricks From The Time I Was Six Or Seven. I Bought Books On Magic. I Did Magic Acts For My Parents And Their Friends. I Was Aiming For Show Business From Early Days, And Magic Was The Poor Man's Way Of Getting In: You Buy A Trick For $2, And You've Got An Act.

Before You Criticize A Man, Walk A Mile In His Shoes. That Way, When You Do Criticize Him, You'll Be A Mile Away And Have His Shoes.

Mirabelle Is Attractive; It's Just That She Is Never The First Or Second Girl Chosen.

I Was Deeply Unhappy, But I Didn't Know It Because I Was So Happy All The Time.

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