With Age, Life Becomes Complex And Difficult,

America Is Off-the-hook Gay. I Will Not Go All Ann Coulter On You And Say, 'our Gays Are Better Than Their Gays,' But As Far As Countries Go, We Are In-your-face Gay.

Best Not To Mix The Past With The Present. The Present Paints The Past With Gold. The Past Paints The Present With Lead.

With A Book, There's No Volume To Turn Up. You're Very Naked With A Book.

I Don't Cuss In Songs. It's Too Easy.

I Don't Hate The Government. I Don't Think The Second Amendment Is Being Infringed Upon.