Wit, Like Money, Bears An Extra Value

There Are Some People As Obtuse In Recognizing An Argument As They Are In Appreciating Wit. You Couldn't Drive It Into Their Heads With A Hammer.

Habitual Intoxication Is The Epitome Of Every Crime.

Some People Are So Fond Of Ill Luck That They Run Halfway To Meet It.

A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant, Always On The Lookout For Fresh Victims.

If Slander Be A Snake, It Is A Winged One - It Flies As Well As Creeps.