Wit Is Often Its Own Worst Enemy.

Beauty Is A Great Gift Of Heaven; Not For The Purpose Of Female Vanity, But A Great Gift For One Who Loves, And Wishes To Be Beloved.

... An Inaccurate Use Of Words Produces Such A Strange Confusion In All Reasoning, That In The Heat Of Debate, The Combatants, Unable To Distinguish Their Friends From Their Foes, Fall Promiscuously On Both.

Business Was His Aversion; Pleasure Was His Business.

A Straight Line Is The Shortest Possible Line Between Any Two Points - An Axiom Equally True In Morals As In Mathematics.

Did The Warwickshire Militia, Who Were Chiefly Artisans, Teach The Irish To Drink Beer, Or Did They Learn From The Irish How To Drink Whiskey?